Mostly Madoka

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cherri-rainbow
cherri-rainbow

Y’all im so bad with kids it ain’t even funny, I aint mean to em or anything like that id never be mean to a child but I just get so awkward and shy around kids its embarrassing 

tinycrownwolf

Listen… I went to a family reunion about 2 years ago. My sister is a preschool teacher and literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of my cousins and extended family either a) had kids or b) desperately wanted to have kids. The idea that someone related to them didn’t want or love children was so foreign to them, they just kind of ignored it. 

SO one of my cousins little ones, about 3 years old, for some wild reasoning, decided they were going to FULL ON SPRINT through the cramped, crowded dining room. I swear this spawn wanted to reach mach 10, but right when she was about pass in front of me, she tripped and ate shit. I mean she face planted with a thud loud enough to quiet the room and slid on the floor until she stopped exactly in front of me.

I looked down at her and she looked up at. She wasn’t crying, she wasn’t bleeding or anything so you know what I did?

I said, “Uh oh.”
Shrugged my shoulders.
Stepped over her.
And kept walking.

My entire family didn’t talk to me the rest of the night and my dear sister who could only muster the question, “Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with you?”

And that’s the reason why I’m not requested to babysit or attend baby showers/ family reunions where kids are present anymore.

I interact with kids all day I'm not mean to them because they are people to and they deserve to be treated with kindness and human decency like everyone else but I still don't get invited
newengland-alligator
penfairy

Women have more power and agency in Shakespeare’s comedies than in his tragedies, and usually there are more of them with more speaking time, so I’m pretty sure what Shakespeare’s saying is “men ruin everything” because everyone fucking dies when men are in charge but when women are in charge you get married and live happily ever after

zetsubouloli

I think you’re reading too far into things, kiddo.
Take a break from your women’s studies major and get some fresh air.

penfairy

Right. Well, I’m a historian, so allow me to elaborate.

One of the most important aspects of the Puritan/Protestant revolution (in the 1590’s in particular) was the foregrounding of marriage as the most appropriate way of life. It often comes as a surprise when people learn this, but Puritans took an absolutely positive view of sexuality within the context of marriage. Clergy were encouraged to lead by example and marry and have children, as opposed to Catholic clergy who prized virginity above all else. Through his comedies, Shakespeare was promoting this new way of life which had never been promoted before. The dogma, thanks to the church, had always been “durr hburr women are evil sex is bad celibacy is your ticket to salvation.” All that changed in Shakespeare’s time, and thanks to him we get a view of the world where marriage, women, and sexuality are in fact the key to salvation. 

The difference between the structure of a comedy and a tragedy is that the former is cyclical, and the latter a downward curve. Comedies weren’t stupid fun about the lighter side of life. The definition of a comedy was not a funny play. They were plays that began in turmoil and ended in reconciliation and renewal. They showed the audience the path to salvation, with the comic ending of a happy marriage leaving the promise of societal regeneration intact. Meanwhile, in the tragedies, there is no such promise of regeneration or salvation. The characters destroy themselves. The world in which they live is not sustainable. It leads to a dead end, with no promise of new life.

And so, in comedies, the women are the movers and shakers. They get things done. They move the machinery of the plot along. In tragedies, though women have an important part to play, they are often morally bankrupt as compared to the women of comedies, or if they are morally sound, they are disenfranchised and ignored, and refused the chance to contribute to the society in which they live. Let’s look at some examples.

In Romeo and Juliet, the play ends in tragedy because no-one listens to Juliet. Her father and Paris both insist they know what’s right for her, and they refuse to listen to her pleas for clemency. Juliet begs them – screams, cries, manipulates, tells them outright I cannot marry, just wait a week before you make me marry Paris, just a week, please and they ignore her, and force her into increasingly desperate straits, until at last the two young lovers kill themselves. The message? This violent, hate-filled patriarchal world is unsustainable. The promise of regeneration is cut down with the deaths of these children. Compare to Othello. This is the most horrifying and intimate tragedy of all, with the climax taking place in a bedroom as a husband smothers his young wife. The tragedy here could easily have been averted if Othello had listened to Desdemona and Emilia instead of Iago. The message? This society, built on racism and misogyny and martial, masculine honour, is unsustainable, and cannot regenerate itself. The very horror of it lies in the murder of two wives. 

How about Hamlet? Ophelia is a disempowered character, but if Hamlet had listened to her, and not mistreated her, and if her father hadn’t controlled every aspect of her life, then perhaps she wouldn’t have committed suicide. The final scene of carnage is prompted by Laertes and Hamlet furiously grappling over her corpse. When Ophelia dies, any chance of reconciliation dies with her. The world collapses in on itself. This society is unsustainable. King Lear – we all know that this is prompted by Cordelia’s silence, her unwillingness to bend the knee and flatter in the face of tyranny. It is Lear’s disproportionate response to this that sets off the tragedy, and we get a play that is about entropy, aging and the destruction of the social order.  

There are exceptions to the rule. I’m sure a lot of you are crying out “but Lady Macbeth!” and it’s a good point. However, in terms of raw power, neither Lady Macbeth nor the witches are as powerful as they appear. The only power they possess is the ability to influence Macbeth; but ultimately it is Macbeth’s own ambition that prompts him to murder Duncan, and it is he who escalates the situation while Lady Macbeth suffers a breakdown. In this case you have women who are allowed to influence the play, but do so for the worse; they fail to be the good moral compasses needed. Goneril, Regan and Gertrude are similarly comparable; they possess a measure of power, but do not use it for good, and again society cannot renew itself.

Now we come to the comedies, where women do have the most control over the plot. The most powerful example is Rosalind in As You Like It. She pulls the strings in every avenue of the plot, and it is thanks to her control that reconciliation is achieved at the end, and all end up happily married. Much Ado About Nothing pivots around a woman’s anger over the abuse of her innocent cousin. If the men were left in charge in this play, no-one would be married at the end, and it would certainly end in tragedy. But Beatrice stands up and rails against men for their cruel conduct towards women and says that famous, spine-tingling line - oh God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the marketplace. And Benedick, her suitor, listens to her. He realises that his misogynistic view of the world is wrong and he takes steps to change it. He challenges his male friends for their conduct, parts company with the prince, and by doing this he wins his lady’s hand. The entire happy ending is dependent on the men realising that they must trust, love and respect women. Now it is a society that is worthy of being perpetuated. Regeneration and salvation lies in equality between the sexes and the love husbands and wives cherish for each other. The Merry Wives of Windsor - here we have men learning to trust and respect their wives, Flastaff learning his lesson for trying to seduce married women, and a daughter tricking everyone so she can marry the man she truly loves. A Midsummer Night’s Dream? The turmoil begins because three men are trying to force Hermia to marry someone she does not love, and Helena has been cruelly mistreated. At the end, happiness and harmony comes when the women are allowed to marry the men of their choosing, and it is these marriages that are blessed by the fairies.

What of the romances? In The Tempest, Prospero holds the power, but it is Miranda who is the key to salvation and a happy ending. Without his daughter, it is likely Prospero would have turned into a murderous revenger. The Winter’s Tale sees Leontes destroy himself through his own jealousy. The king becomes a vicious tyrant because he is cruel to his own wife and children, and this breach of faith in suspecting his wife of adultery almost brings ruin to his entire kingdom. Only by obeying the sensible Emilia does Leontes have a chance of achieving redemption, and the pure trust and love that exists between Perdita and Florizel redeems the mistakes of the old generation and leads to a happy ending. Cymbeline? Imogen is wronged, and it is through her love and forgiveness that redemption is achieved at the end. In all of these plays, without the influence of the women there is no happy ending.

The message is clear. Without a woman’s consent and co-operation in living together and bringing up a family, there is turmoil. Equality between the sexes and trust between husbands and wives alone will bring happiness and harmony, not only to the family unit, but to society as a whole. The Taming of the Shrew rears its ugly head as a counter-example, for here a happy ending is dependent on a woman’s absolute subservience and obedience even in the face of abuse. But this is one of Shakespeare’s early plays (and a rip-off of an older comedy called The Taming of a Shrew) and it is interesting to look at how the reception of this play changed as values evolved in this society. 

As early as 1611 The Shrew was adapted by the writer John Fletcher in a play called The Woman’s Prize, or The Tamer Tamed. It is both a sequel and an imitation, and it chronicles Petruchio’s search for a second wife after his disastrous marriage with Katherine (whose taming had been temporary) ended with her death. In Fletcher’s version, the men are outfoxed by the women and Petruchio is ‘tamed’ by his new wife. It ends with a rather uplifting epilogue that claims the play aimed:

To teach both sexes due equality

And as they stand bound, to love mutually.

The Taming of the Shrew and The Tamer Tamed were staged back to back in 1633, and it was recorded that although Shakespeare’s Shrew was “liked”, Fletcher’s Tamer Tamed was “very well liked.” You heard it here folks; as early as 1633 audiences found Shakespeare’s message of total female submission uncomfortable, and they preferred John Fletcher’s interpretation and his message of equality between the sexes.

So yes. The message we can take away from Shakespeare is that a world in which women are powerless and cannot or do not contribute positively to society and family is unsustainable. Men, given the power and left to their own devices, will destroy themselves. But if men and women can work together and live in harmony, then the whole community has a chance at salvation, renewal and happiness.  

thebibliosphere

In the immortal words of the bard himself: fucking annihilated.

tipsyprohibitionist

Haven’t eaten in a couple of days don’t know where I’m going to stay for the night thinking about sleeping in the park bathroom.

pelafinahlievre

a few bucks for a mcchicken is all I ask

donate here

pelafinahlievre

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pelafinahlievre

made it through another night still no idea how im going to continue to live 

pelafinahlievre

Hey I’m still living in the streets and don’t know when my next meal is going to be…I think tomorrow is my last day of phone service so my time is limited rn as to how long I’ll be able to receive help…If anyone cares if anyone sees this I know your all probably tired and excited about the stuff your going to do in the next three days…but if it’s not too much to ask a couple of bucks goes a long way…I don’t know where I’ll be christmas eve or christmas and this has been the worst year of my life…I’ve been finding different spots to sleep but the cops keep getting called and removing me so I don’t have a stationary spot. I am a black female…a blank space in a margin for someone to kill and leave somewhere and nobody will remember me…I think that’s what I’m most afraid of not being remembered. I am asking with all my humility please pass this along.

docmuerte
docmuerte

   Well, it’s been a good while since I’ve done this but costs have been hard on me and I’m starting to run low on money so I’ve decided to open up commissions! Just in time for Holidays and the New Year, and to help me with financial strains. 

So if you feel like getting some art or helping to support someone this time of year, my commissions are now open again to provide! If you have any questions or concerns, or you just want to windowshop or look at more examples, feel free to shoot me an email and I’ll try my best to reply as quickly as possible! Or if you wish to have some prices lowered or you can’t afford as much, I’m always open to discussion!

Thank you for your time and consideration, and if you just want to signal boost or reblog I’d very much appreciate it! Have a good day!

thegoldenavenger
thegoldenavenger

$10 dollar (surprise) commissions!! Just send me a message (ask or IM) telling me what you want, I’ll send you my paypal and then draw you the thing ASAP! 

These differ from my regular commissions in that the end product will be mostly a surprise for you. The process is more akin to sending me a prompt! For my regular commissions I usually try to communicate every step of the process with the commissioner, from sketch proofs to color palette decisions to final OK. That’s a time consuming process, though, so I decided to offer these!

It requires some trust on your end, as I will be taking your prompt and running with it; the style, compositions, colors, etc will be up to me! However, you will be getting something fully colored with at least simple shading, no sketches or anything unfinished! (unless you want only line art as in the last two examples!) Feel free to send me inquiries~

docmuerte
docmuerte

   Well, it’s been a good while since I’ve done this but costs have been hard on me and I’m starting to run low on money so I’ve decided to open up commissions! Just in time for Holidays and the New Year, and to help me with financial strains. 

So if you feel like getting some art or helping to support someone this time of year, my commissions are now open again to provide! If you have any questions or concerns, or you just want to windowshop or look at more examples, feel free to shoot me an email and I’ll try my best to reply as quickly as possible! Or if you wish to have some prices lowered or you can’t afford as much, I’m always open to discussion!

Thank you for your time and consideration, and if you just want to signal boost or reblog I’d very much appreciate it! Have a good day!

YESSS!!! Please Commission them They are super rad AND talented
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“ Over the last couple days my cat has stopped eating, drinking, and moving. This morning I found blood on him and in the laundry room where he slept. The doctors told me that he had a very bad urinary...
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Over the last couple days my cat has stopped eating, drinking, and moving. This morning I found blood on him and in the laundry room where he slept. The doctors told me that he had a very bad urinary blockage and that his kidneys could be failing. Im only 18 and work 10 hours a week at old navy which is not enough to pay for $2200 in medical bills (possibly more). The minimum it costs right now is $1600 until I find out what exactly is wrong and how to fix it. Right now they’re keeping him at an animal hospital for two days to flush out the blood in his bladder and get him hydrated so they can figure out what the cause is and how to treat it. I’ve had him for three years and he’s the light of my life so I’d like to do everything I can to get him back to health but I don’t have $2200+. I’d be so grateful for any kind of help because I can’t lose him.

Link to my GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/medical-bills-for-my-cat

psvchotic

The 1600 down is due tomorrow!! Anything helps!! Even if it’s just 3 dollars

psvchotic

The doctor told me he’s going to need surgery which is ANOTHER $1600 so right now I’m looking at almost $5000 in bills. Please donate, at this point I’m having to think about just letting him go because I can’t afford a surgery. Anything helps, really. I can’t lose him I’m freaking out realy bad right now. Please, anything helps he’s all I’ve got left.

espikvlt

Please reblog this at the very least if you can’t help so that someone who can will see it. Never underestimate the power of reblogging posts like these.

thegoldenavenger

I need help…

skizoh

So… today  I went to shopping and when I wanted to use my card it bounced back. I had no cash. 

The student loan guys choose right this time of the year to start  making me pay back. I’m in about - $ 200 right now… and they removed nearly the same  amount I had on my card. It sucks. That was my money for food and for Christmas. 

I’m not the fond of begging for money… I never do, but right now this is urgency.

I wanna work for it, I really do, I have to open more Commission slots  with lowered price.

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You helping me a lot just by reblogging too.    

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